Happy Mother’s Day: The “Real” Cards of an L.A. Mom


Love you. Mean it.

In case the start-up business doesn’t pan out, I’ve got my next career at Hallmark all tee’d up:

CARD #1 to Me (from my kids):

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I promise never to get

A Mommy tatoo!

CARD #2 to Me (from my kids):

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

You’re taller than Sophie’s Mom

And you sing Katy Perry songs really good, TOO!

CARD #3 to Me (from my kids circa 2034):

Roses are Pink,

Violets are White,

I’m sorry I thought otherwise,

Because it’s true.  You were right!

CARD to MY MOTHER (from me circa 2012):

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Actually, moms DON’T know best

Their grown daughters do!

CARD to MY MOTHER-IN-LAW (from me):

Roses grow high,

Violets near the wood,

He’s my husband, this is my house, they are my kids

All clear?   We’re good?

CARD to MY FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW (from an oedipal  me):

Roses like water,

Violets, the bee.

Don’t think for a second

He’ll love you more than me!

CARD to MY DAUGHTER WHEN SHE’S A MOTHER:

Roses are lovely,

Violets are rich,

Now you’re a Mom,

You’ll understand why some days, I was just a bitch.

(Sorry ’bout that.)

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HAPPY MAMA’S DAY, everyone!

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7 comments to Happy Mother’s Day: The “Real” Cards of an L.A. Mom

  1. misslisted says:

    I can’t find the like button but I like!

  2. Jamie says:

    The mother- in-law one is so good!!!

    • Deborah says:

      Thanks so much!! And I happily voted for your blog. BTW — your last post was great and oh-I-was-there-too-sister. Starting a company has made all the difference, though. It’s changed my life. I’m more stressed, yes, but so much more fulfilled and directed and I feel like I’m part of something bigger than just me and my house and my family.

      • What an amazing feeling it must be to have things click!! I am not against hard work or tough times or uphill battles (or cliches apparently) – but I want something that also gives me motivation and direction and satisfaction. I have certainly had glimpses of those feelings in my life but these days there are less than I would have imagined.

        Good luck with everything and I’ll be following along!

      • Deborah says:

        Now that I’m back working after the 8 year break, I think I can say that I harbored some low-level depression for just that reason — I think I was looking for something “bigger” beyond the house and kids. I think it’s hard because of the mixed messages we get as young women — work and learn so you can have a great career, then stop all of it for kids, then figure out how to get back as soon as the big-load years are over. It’s disorienting, to say the least.

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